Shipping policy
Shipping Policy
Free shipping on orders over $75. Because you're already spending money on good taste — we can meet you halfway.
Order Processing
Orders are processed within 3–5 business days after you place them. During peak periods it may take a little longer — we're printing, not summoning. Good things take time.
Shipping & Delivery
Once your order ships, expect delivery within 3–5 business days depending on your location and the shipping method you selected at checkout. We've done our part. The rest is between you and the carrier.
Order Updates
Once your order ships, you'll get a tracking number so you can watch it make its way to your door. We know you'll check it seventeen times. We would too.
Secure Checkout
All payments are processed through a secure, encrypted checkout. Your financial information is safe with us. We're in the business of selling shirts, not stealing card numbers.
A Note on Delivery Times
Estimated delivery times are exactly that — estimates. Carrier delays, weather, and the general chaos of the universe are occasionally outside our control. We'll always do our part. The rest is up to the void.